Question: If the world were flat, would it be quicker to get to Australia?
Tony A. (via Twitter)
Answer: I think that you typed that wrong Tony. I think what you meant to ask was "Why the fuck would anyone want to travel to Australia?" The Crocodile Hunter is dead, Vegemite tastes like the taint of a construction worker, and, last I heard from Bugs Bunny, all the kangaroos have boxing gloves on and are waiting to beat my ass the second I let them out of their crates. I rather strap on my hard hat, blow up some floaties, and shack up in Indonesia.