Friday, October 2, 2009

Question 98

Question: Do ghosts really exist?
Amanda M. (via Twitter) 

Answer: I hope so, just so I can kill myself and watch you undress. Just kidding... unless that's your thing, in which case message me... but I digress. Yes. They exist. And they walk among us. Michael Jackson for instance. Skin disease my ass. That dude died during the Pepsi commercial and came back as a ghost. Have you ever tried to moonwalk? Complete bullshit...for humans! Ghosts? They glide across the floor like they are walking on my sheets after I dream about Jessica Biel. Michael didn't die, his soul was just at peace after he found out he saved money on his car insurance by switching to Geico. Prove me wrong.

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