Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Question 106

Question: Can I get some suggestions on how to put my class of 9 preschoolers down for a nap every afternoon?
Jennifer (via Twitter)

Answer: This is a no-brainer. You have to trick the kids and time it right. Explain that swine flu is spread through food contact. Upon entering the classroom after lunch give them a shot of jellied ether and tell them it is purell. The second they sniff it (which all kids do) they are out cold for at least an hour. Only downside is if there is a fire drill. You will have to Weekend at Bernies it with 9 kids. Nothing duct tape and popsicle sticks can't handle. Good luck.

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