Question: Why is it that people can't tell that Rachel Maddow, Keith Olbermann, Bill O'Reilly and Glenn Beck are all cut from the same cloth?
Steve S. (via Facebook)
Answer: Not many people nowadays have Nazi flags just laying around to observe their weave and thread. However, what you are not noticing here is it is not the cloth of which they come from, but what they do with this cloth. Rachel probably uses it to sob into when listening to Constant Craving by KD Lang over and over. Olbermann uses it to wipe his pants off every time he takes a look at his hot ass girlfriend. O'Reilly twists it up and snaps Andrea Mackris on the ass with it, and Beck draws an American flag on it and wipes with it.