Question: Does the constant stream of TRIVIA in the news and on the 'net suggest there is a conspiracy to keep us anesthetized?
Glenda C. (via Twitter)
Answer: The only constant stream I experience when I watch the news is the stream in my pants from the constantly hot news broadcasters. But now that I think about it, this must be a conspiracy. These hot chicks are deterring from the news by making me beat my meat till it is numb, or anesthetized as you referred to it, and distracting me from the facts. Something must be done!