Saturday, September 26, 2009

Question 86

Question: Are you real or just one of those erotic dreams I have now and then?
Tony A. (via Twiter)  

Answer:  I am real, but I am also the subject of many erotic dreams. Last night I was posing on bengal tiger rugs, surrounded by sequential velvet paintings of the movie Heavy Metal, and listening to the soundtrack to Purple Rain. So if that is what you saw, I'm your man, and you are gay. So please exit my dreams.

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