Thursday, September 24, 2009

Question 85

Question: How do you wake up missing a thumb?
Fred S. (via Facebook) 

Answer: Either...

1. You went to sleep next to Rosie O'Donnell and she had a dream about circus peanuts.
2. You had a gay encounter with Joey Chestnut where your thumb went up his ass after the Jalapeno eating contest.
3. You spent the entire day before trying to beat Contra without the cheat code.
4. Your thumb evolved to have a thinking process. It got sick and tired of your index finger always diving in the pussy and the thumb always getting the butthole, so it left.
5. You thumb-wrestled this guy:

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