Thursday, September 24, 2009

Question 83

Question: Is it wrong to date a girl for her body, even though she has an ugly face?
Al H. (via email)

Answer: No. But there are guidelines. You see, a girl with a ugly face and a nice body is like a brand new Porsche. The wheels look great, the paint is amazing, the interior is spotless and the engine purrs like a kitten. The only problem is someone took a baseball bat and smashed in the fucking windshield. So you can take the Porsche around town, fuck with it, test it out, show it off to a few friends, but when it comes to going distances... stay the fuck off the highway.

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