Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Question 79

Question: What's the best way to get to New York without getting on a plane?
Mimi(via Twitter)

Answer: The best way is not to get "on" the plane, but to tie your legs to a rope and put the rope around the wheels of the plane as it takes off. You will not only get there quicker, but you will be dragged across the runway, be shit on by flocks of birds, and smell like smoke and gasoline from the plane's exhaust. This way when you get to New York, the people will no longer treat you as a tourist but will assume you live there.

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