Sunday, September 20, 2009

Question 77

Question: Why didn't I ever get to become the Emperor?!
Darth Vader (via Twitter)

Answer: Should have went with the white Sith Lord suit. The black one got you hired but affirmative action can only take you so far in today's corporate galaxy. 

Good news though, rumor has it Palpatine is in talks to do a reality show. It's called The Apprentice. Make a few calls, work your way up, master the Jedi invisible choke hold, and then who knows? Today's top emperor is tomorrow's Jar Jar Binks.

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