Saturday, September 19, 2009

Question 74

Question: What is the best way to tell a guy you like him?
Angie H.(via Twitter) 

Answer: Offer to finger his ass. Chances are he will be a bit freaked out and decline. However, he will always wonder what it feels like, and at some point in his life he will get bored with regular sex. When he tries it on himself he will know it feels amazing and then he will want his girlfriend to do it. She will get freaked out and leave him. And when she does... he will think of you. And he will do whatever it takes to track you down and make you his ass fingering wife. And by then he is older and making more money for you to take live nicely off of. Just wash your hands. Swine flu is going around you know.

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