Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Question 65

Question: Why are most people in the music industry such C**TS?
Nigel from The Foxes (via Twitter)  

Answer: Sit down kids, let me tell you a tale. It all started many a year ago, in the age of a wee lad by the name of John Lennon. Lennon was a rock god and did whatever the hell he wanted because he was mother fucking John Lennon. Seriously, he could piss on a kitten and it was ok. So when he went to the studio execs and said I am making a new album, they said "yes oh mighty master of the Octopus Garden. As you wish." And months later we wind up with Unfinished Music No. 1: Two Virgins. A shitty album with two naked ugly people on the front. 

It was then people in music decided not to let musicians do shit on their own. That's why Lennon died. Mark David Chapman was told he couldn't put out an all accordion album of show-tunes. Pissed at the record labels, he took it out on the man that started it all. From that point on the record industry has been full of assholes and talentless fucks that are fed their million-dollar music through bubblegum song writers. Except The Foxes of course. They write the songs the gods play while jogging on the treadmill and take shit off of no one. Except their mothers. Always respect your mum.

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