Monday, September 14, 2009

Question 59

Question: Is it true what they say about comparing men's junk to their shoe size?
 Angie H. (via Twitter) 

Answer: Let's put it this way. I am 6'6" with a size 15 shoe. Last year at Halloween I came to the door dressed in my Hugh Hefner robe. I made a mistake and held the bag of candy too low and had to spend two hours convincing a four year old that my dick was not a vanilla tootsie roll. Then I spent another two hours convincing the parents that they were just promoting this type of behavior for laughing at my small penis for the last two hours.

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