Sunday, September 13, 2009

Question 56

Question: If Obama's Health Care Plan is so damn awesome, why don't our most awesome representatives take it and give us their health care plan?
Theresa (via email)

Answer: That's a whole lot of awesomes. Theresa, are your sons named Bill and Ted? Truth is, Obama wants universal health care. The representatives want universal heath care. The people want universal health care. The media however, does not. Therefore they prepare story after story about how everyone is on the fence and shit is falling apart in order to have more stories and get more ratings. This confuses everyone, including me. And I don't get confused unless you use the term "HIV Virus." Isn't that redundant? Virus Virus? Who thinks of this shit? The media!

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