Sunday, September 13, 2009

Question 55

Question: How do you get your new monkey out from under the medicine cabinet? You can't use a stick and he's invisible.
The Fool (via Twitter)

Answer: If you are like me, you have trained your old monkey to not take any shit. Put him under the medicine cabinet and warn him that if you don't get results you are getting a chimp because they are smarter anyways. He will kick ass and take names. When he returns, you need to quickly make sure the new monkey is aware that you are the boss and this shit won't happen again. Show him pictures of African tribes eating  bat shit out of monkey skulls and repeatedly shout "You have no soul! I made you!." Problem solved.

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