Sunday, September 13, 2009

Question 50

Question: Are all people who watch Fox News retarded or just slow?
Jerimiah B. (via twitter)

Answer: Neither. Fox news gets its ratings from several sources, here are a few:
  • Fat people who were watching HBO until the channel numbers changed 5 years ago and they can't move to get up to change the station. 
  • Rednecks who used their satellite dish on their trailer as a deer hunting stand and now only get that station
  • Dick Cheney's house after he accidentally shot the cable guy in the face leaving him with only that channel programed. 
  • The police station when they turn to The O'Reilly Factor to ask young women "is this the man?
So, slow? No. Retarded? No. Unfortunate? Yes.

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