Sunday, September 13, 2009

Question 49

Question: If no one asks you a question tonight, what will you do?
Johnathon S. (via Twitter)



Answer: Impossible! I get tons of questions asked to me every night. For example:
Didn't I ask for no ketchup on this burger?

Where the fuck is my money?
Are you sure? I've never hear of an ingrown hair on a penis before.
Why don't you stop staring at my wife through our goddamn window?
You really think my mom would be ok with this?
Have you seen this girl?

Why didn't you listen when I told you to stop staring at my wife through our goddamn window?

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