Sunday, September 13, 2009

Question 48

Question: Why is it that the California Republicans and the California Democrats cannot come to a real solution to prison reform?
Mary (via email)

Answer: In short: they don't need to. The government knows the situation will work itself out. And by "work itself out" I mean a massive fucking earthquake will rock California and snap  in two faster than Mel Brooks giving Rosanne a piggy back ride. Once the state separates from the US, we throw up a barbed wire fence, chum the water to attract sharks, and start making some license plates. Bam! Instant prison. We will call it "Calcatraz," and the only way anyone gets out is if Kurt Russell helps everyone escape or the Governor agrees to do a True Lies sequel. Such a good movie.

1 comment:

  1. I love it this is damn funny stuff Mister thanks for the laugh I needed it!