Saturday, September 5, 2009

Question 38

Question: Do you really think a woodchuck can chuck wood?
John T.

Answer: I used to think no, but now I say yes. You see, I have met many a girl that resembled woodchucks. They never chucked wood though, only sucked it. Then I met Denise. Brace face Denise. She not only chucked the wood, but she shucked, grinded, and tenderized the wood. Needless to say, a riddle was solved and a penis was laid to rest. *Moment of silence*