Saturday, September 5, 2009

Question 37

Question: If we blow up the moon will women stop getting their periods?
Waylon W.

Answer: In order to answer this question I tracked down Bugs Bunny. You may remember that he blew up the moon years ago trying to make friends with Marvin the Martian. Here is what he had to say, "Fuck that doc! Babs still bleeds more than The Undertaker in a cagematch. I just plug her up with some carrots and feed the bitch Yoplaits."

However, Bugs is a cartoon. So there still might be hope for us. I say we send Bruce Willis up there to do it and listen to that Aerosmith song over and over with our fingers crossed. Worse case scenario? It doesn't work and we just lock ourselves in the bathroom and masturbate to thoughts of Liv Tyler.

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