Saturday, September 5, 2009

Question 33

Question: What is the best cure for a hangover?
Jon M.

Answer: The best cure is not yet known to the common man. It has remained a secret for many years and now I am here to expose it. For centuries man has used beer to make fat women look good and have sex with their flabby parts. For years they have waken up to discover the wildabeast in their bed and have silently slipped out, only to endure the dreaded hangover. That's where we went wrong. Here is the solution... Instead of creeping away from the mammoth, simply embrace her. That's right, hold her tight and give her the ol' 7am spam sandwich. Here's how this works:

1. You forget about your headache when your legs break underneath her ass as she rides you.
2. You stop throwing up because you run out of things to hurl as the waves of her back intensify each time you ram it home, thus making you more seasick than Gilligan.
3. You sweat out the alcohol trying to hold her thighs high enough to keep from flattening your balls like potato pancakes.
4. You flush your system out with water from drinking her tit sweat to avoid drowning.

When you leave the house, run home and take a cold shower and burn your clothes. You will instantly feel like a new man. Consider yourself cured!

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