Saturday, September 5, 2009

Question 31

Question: What is the best sex position?
Diego V.

Answer: I'm assuming you don't have access to goats or jumper cables, so I'm going to go with one I just made up: the beached whale. You convince your girl to go to the beach with you. When you get there and she gets stripped to her bikini, you punch her in the fucking face. When she is out cold on the sand like a beached whale you proceed to fuck her in her ass (aka the blow hole) and then cum all over her back. If you are smart you will smear your cum around so that it forms a nice I heart U tanline for when she comes to.

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