Friday, September 4, 2009

Question 25

Question: What's the best way to make money from home?
Faye L.

Answer: Unless you are like my ex girlfriend and have a glory hole with a donation slot on your front door, you will not get rich by sitting at home. However, that's not to say you can't make a nice living. Try opening a store on ebay. Jewelry always sells good, so go invest in a shovel, head to your local grave yard, and start digging. Grandma's engagement ring just netted you a $500.00 buy it now.

Or you could try writing a book. Of course you would have to have something interesting to write about. My suggestion: an in depth analysis on how spirituality directly effected the outcome of the 2004 election. Actually no, a pop-up book about penises will work. And display it directly across from the KISS statues in Spencer gifts. Any woman staring long enough at a 2 foot tall Gene Simmons in spandex is going to turn to hurl at some point. Just when she does, she takes a massive paper cock to the chin and bam! Sold! Target marketing my friend. You can thank me in your dedications.

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