Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Question 23

Question: Will you marry me?
Goddess U.

Answer: Look around you. Can you see:
1. Gold bars as padding on your armrests?
2. Chains, strap-ons and hot candle wax?
3. An elderly man wearing a wedding ring lying on the floor grabbing his chest and reminding you that you are to get the whole estate and settle for nothing less?
4. More than 10 rooms in your house, none of which have a child or parent residing?

If you answered yes to any of these questions then yes. I will marry you. If you answered yes to all of these questions, I will not only marry you but I will pretend to listen to you talk about your feelings after sex.

1 comment:

  1. I like your harsh sence of humor..but I would not like to be subject to it:)