Sunday, August 16, 2009

Question 2

Question: How do I program my VCR? Its a Magnavox.
Sarah L.

Answer: You use an extension cord to plug it in. Then you hold it in your hands and walk towards the bathroom. Sit in the tub and turn on the water and wait until it is full. Now proceed to drop the player in the water for not making shit of your life. No person anywhere owns a VHS player. The only reason you should have one is if you plan on watching Sweatin' to the Oldies or you are a terrorist and need to review your reporter hostage videos. Personally I'm suprised your managed to get your Apple II to finally connect to the internet. I suppose next question you are going to ask is should you forge the river or build a raft in Oregon Trail? Forge it man. Forge it.

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