Thursday, August 20, 2009

Question 19

Question: Why would a cat want to take over the world?
Tricia S.

Answer: The real question is not why would a cat take over the world, but when will this happen? The answer is soon, very very soon. Who is responsible for this? We are. For centuries the cat was worshiped in Egypt by the Pharaohs, yet as society advanced... the cats declined. This would not be as much of an issue if the cat's arch nemesis had not advanced beyond that of even the humans. Take a look at the following chart, we shall call it Exhibit A:
Now take a look at the Exhibit B:
The trend is obvious. Cat has slowly fallen out of favor with man and dogs have replaced them. Now, what does this have to do with taking over the earth you say? Its what we call "Crazy Bitch Syndrome." Once a woman is no longer number one in a man's life, she not only seeks to destroy him, but everything that he values as well, in this case the Earth. Cat's are loved by women and take from their personalities. Its a logical sequence...Cat loved by man--->man finds dog--->cat falls to number 2--->cat learns from woman--->Armageddon.


  1. I don't want to take over the world myself... but the key in Cat World Domination is Kittens. Many humans are powerless in the face of that much cuteness.

  2. Thank you so much for answering my question. I am very worried. I found out his morning that she has indeed enlisted the help on bunny rabbits now. They have already started to take over a subdivision Jacksonville Flordia.

  3. Hahahahahahahahahha. So true! But I'm confident that underdog will save us yet again.

  4. As soon as cats sort out the opposable thumb problem, humans will be dead meat. Think about it, with an opposable thumb a cat can do every single thing they want to do.

    Be afraid, be very afraid.