Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Question 16

Question: What do tigers like on their steaks?
Blake L.

Answer: They used to use Heinz 57, but with the economy the way it is that shit now costs more per ounce than printer ink. Not to mention a number of tigers have gotten laid off due to the recent strikes and Sher Khan Industries and an increase in the demand for bear necessities. So last I checked.... ketchup.

2 comments:

  1. No, no, no. Tigers like HUMANS on their steak...yummy! They actually lick the remains off of their paws as they sigh contentedly...it's true (Probably)

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  2. hahaha! i love it, recent strikes at sher khan industries and increase in the demand for bear necessities. nice. very nice. well played sir.

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