Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Question 12

Question: I'm in the market for a new computer. I like to play a lot of games and listen to music. Any suggestions?
John S.

Answer: Are you getting it just to play games and listen to music? Cause I'm pretty sure that the cheaper alternative would be an Xbox, which can do both. Now if you are like me, you not only like your games and your music, but you like your porn. In that case I would still recommend an Xbox, but just do like I do and play a lot of Tomb Raider. If you pause it just right when she is pulling herself up on a cliff, you can see asscrack. Swear to god. I know, I didn't believe it at first, but a friend showed me and now I have a controller with sticky buttons and a really hard to explain burn in on the plasma. Doooo ittttt.

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