Monday, August 17, 2009

Question 11

Question: If you had one wish what would it be?
Jena P.

Answer: Money? no. Women? no. World Peace? no. A cell phone that can detect farts? Yes. The only reason I haven't been on Maury for weighing 700 pounds is that I burn 2000 calories a day flexing my ass to hold in farts. Meetings, shopping, dates. I'm never safe! My ass is tighter than the security on Internet Explorer. Ok, bad example. A cell phone that can feel my sphincter tremors and ring just in time to let me rip through my roids? Wish worthy!

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