Sunday, August 16, 2009

Question 1

Question: I think my girlfriend is cheating on me. How do I confront her about this without sounding like I don't trust her?
Robbie F.

Answer: You don't. All women should never be trusted. Bill Gates should trust a homeless man to hold his wallet before any man should trust a woman. Dump her. With the money you save from dates and going out you should buy a chimp. They cuddle and never speak, the perfect combination. Plus they eat their own shit so you don't have to pay for meals.

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